I can't even imagine the mortgage! TMZ is reporting power couple Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi dropped a cool $26.5 million on a mega mansion in the super-exclusive Santa Barbara community of Montecito. What does $26.5 million buy, you ask? how about 10,522 sq ft, 6 beds, 6 baths and 13 ACRES overlooking the ocean?? Don't forget the 9 fireplaces, since California is clearly known for cold weather... It's a stunner, though. The casual french furnishings and ocean view courtyards are certainly drool-worthy.