...I started cleaning this damn house. Over the past week, I've learned the subtle distinction between rat poop and mouse poop. It's the type of information I would have happily gone my entire life without knowing. I've also found at least a dozen cockroach carcasses. Delish! Let's hope in the process of sanitizing this place from floor to ceiling, I don't find any more sickening surprises. God only knows what's accumulated over the past 130 years.